I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
e.b. (via suspend)

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rawpassionatelove:

moan-my-name-louder:

This movie though

What movie is this?!

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kansasnovak:

susemoji:

heliolisk:

i cant take anyone who uses the wrong ‘your’ seriously… this isnt even a grammar nazi thing like it just bothers me so much

lets take the term ‘grammar nazi’ out of our vocab

some helpful alternatives:

  • word snob
  • grammar slammer
  • grammar gremlin
  • wordinista

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minnisrecovery:

Always remember to drink water. Not for weight loss or whatever, but to hydrate your organs, fuel your mind and boost your energy. Not to mention your mood will improve. your body will thank you

rhydonmyhardon:

if you spot me in public please feel free to yell out my URL at the top of your lungs. i will be waiting you wont regret it

missespeon:

tumblr on august 31st

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tumblr on september 1st

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syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.

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ai-yo:

they saved her life

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I hate your cigarettes and the men that you go see
Because one is killing you, while the other’s killing me.
Front Porch Step - "Aware" (via the-nate-gatsby)

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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